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BRAIN: This is great. Someone has stabilized the infamous Bluff Creek bigfoot film from 1967. This is supposable the best evidence for the existence of sasquatch. I don't know... It walks to much like a dopey human to me, and check out the size of its ass! More funny stuff at Bigfoot Encounters.
ZED: Just got this today, cool book on Skull Island set up like a natural history book, tons of concept creature sketches for Kong.
BRAIN: Do you think we are too old for this? There is a casting call for DC Super Heroes In Action children's show. They are looking for dancers and performers. "This is a brand-new live action show incorporating characters from the world of DC Comics," reads the casting notice. "This is a touring children’s production, and as such there may be a meet and greet component for some performers."
Doesn't sound like a problem for us. We have already nailed the roles of Spider-man and Daredevil for Halloween in 2000.
Worst... Costumes... Ever...ZED: I doubt they are looking for 36+ overweight geeky dudes...That ship has sailed...
ZED: The Four Horsemen ride to vegas again...
BRAIN: Getting excited. Added a countdown clock. I want to make a mix for the limo. What should the theme be?
BRAIN: I've found your perfect show. I was flipping through the channels and on the Discovery Channel there is a show called I Shouldn't Be Alive. This episode was about a guy who crashed his ultra-light plane in Africa. The plane instantly started leaking gas so he jumped out and discovered that he had broke both legs in multiple places. He dragged his body away only to remember that he should use his radio so he dragged himself back. The radio was broke so he dragged himself away again. The only tree for him to lean up against was a frickin' thorn tree. He made a splint for one of his legs, rolled over and his pelvis snapped. Almost got trampled by elephants, eaten by lions, eaten by hyenas. Dehydration. Muscle spasms that made bone shards in his legs dig into his muscles... He was rescued after 27 hours in the African wilds. They said his legs are 3 inches shorter now?!? Besides some major over-acting by the reenactment people, it was pretty good. THE NEXT EPISODE IS CALLED SHARK ATTACK!!!
ZED: Frank Cho is awesome, check out the Liberty Meadows uncensored strips.
BRAIN: I really regret not buying a sketch from him a couple of years ago at FallCon! You have the trades for Liberty Meadows right? I want to borrow them.
BRAIN: You should see the size of the hot-one between my lip and nose! ZED: No pictures please, this is not blogworthy!
BRAIN: It's Gigantor! There, now it's blogworthy.
BRAIN: I just read that The Black Panther and Storm are getting married. I think it's safe to say I won't be getting this comic...Am I an asshole?ZED: No, a racist, lots of young African American women will love this comic.
ZED: God of War, my latest excitement, awesome combat, every level is different, epic I tell you, epic.
BRAIN: You've always been a sucker for those epic games. I'm too antsy to site through all that pregame stuff. You know me, I need instant gratification...
ZED: You end up swinging fire chains with knives on them at zombies in seconds! You just don't have any patience for a backstory, yet you'll watch hours upon hours of Elimidate.
BRAIN: Yo Zed! Are you picking this up?Do you think there is any chance we can keep something going?
ZED: The most successful people have failed more often then succeeding, it's in the trying....let's try.
BRAIN: Do you think we are too old for this? There is a casting call for DC Super Heroes In Action children's show. They are looking for dancers and performers. "This is a brand-new live action show incorporating characters from the world of DC Comics," reads the casting notice. "This is a touring children’s production, and as such there may be a meet and greet component for some performers."
BRAIN: I've found your perfect show. I was flipping through the channels and on the Discovery Channel there is a show called I Shouldn't Be Alive. This episode was about a guy who crashed his ultra-light plane in Africa. The plane instantly started leaking gas so he jumped out and discovered that he had broke both legs in multiple places. He dragged his body away only to remember that he should use his radio so he dragged himself back. The radio was broke so he dragged himself away again. The only tree for him to lean up against was a frickin' thorn tree. He made a splint for one of his legs, rolled over and his pelvis snapped. Almost got trampled by elephants, eaten by lions, eaten by hyenas. Dehydration. Muscle spasms that made bone shards in his legs dig into his muscles... He was rescued after 27 hours in the African wilds. They said his legs are 3 inches shorter now?!? Besides some major over-acting by the reenactment people, it was pretty good. THE NEXT EPISODE IS CALLED SHARK ATTACK!!!
BRAIN: You should see the size of the hot-one between my lip and nose! 
BRAIN: I just read that The Black Panther and Storm are getting married. I think it's safe to say I won't be getting this comic...
BRAIN: Yo Zed! Are you picking this up?
