Channel Surfing

BRAIN: I've found your perfect show. I was flipping through the channels and on the Discovery Channel there is a show called I Shouldn't Be Alive. This episode was about a guy who crashed his ultra-light plane in Africa. The plane instantly started leaking gas so he jumped out and discovered that he had broke both legs in multiple places. He dragged his body away only to remember that he should use his radio so he dragged himself back. The radio was broke so he dragged himself away again. The only tree for him to lean up against was a frickin' thorn tree. He made a splint for one of his legs, rolled over and his pelvis snapped. Almost got trampled by elephants, eaten by lions, eaten by hyenas. Dehydration. Muscle spasms that made bone shards in his legs dig into his muscles... He was rescued after 27 hours in the African wilds. They said his legs are 3 inches shorter now?!? Besides some major over-acting by the reenactment people, it was pretty good. THE NEXT EPISODE IS CALLED SHARK ATTACK!!!